Thursday, 17 November 2016

Calling Kim Jong Un "Kim Fatty The Third" Banned In China


Oh, you won't be calling him fatty for long:

Chinese websites are censoring "Kim Fatty the Third," a nickname widely used to disparage North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, after officials from his country reportedly conveyed their displeasure in a meeting with their Chinese counterparts.

Searches for the Chinese words "Jin San Pang" on the search engine Baidu and microblogging platform Weibo returned no results this week.

The nickname pokes fun at Kim's girth and his status as the third generation of the Kim family to rule the world's only hereditary communist dynasty. It's especially popular among young, irreverent Chinese who tend to look down on their country's would-be ally.

Relations between China and North Korea have been strained by the North's nuclear weapons program, which China has condemned along with South Korea, Japan, the United States and Russia. But Beijing continues to support the Kim regime with limited trade and diplomatic backing.

"Kim Fatty the Third" is such a widely used term in China that it is sometimes suggested by auto-complete algorithms on web portals such as Baidu, China's leading search engine. While searches for "Jin San Pang" returned no results this week, Baidu left untouched results for other versions of the nickname, such as "Kim Fat Fat Fat." Cont.

But there is hope for chunk butt:

North Korean researchers and medical scientists are boasting they have cured obesity, according to state media.

The North needs an additional 700,000 tons of food that it doesn’t have to feed its people this year, but the leadership is apparently unaffected by the growing the famine. Kim Jong-un has swelled to almost 300 pounds due to his love of wine and cheese.

The pill allows a person to lose weight without making lifestyle adjustments or exercising. “As it decreases the body-weight and the thickness of subcutaneous fat without applying any diet or exercise cure, the pill is believed to be superior to existing remedies of obesity or foreign pills or other means of treatment,” an article published by a state-media outlet read.

The problem with North Korean research is that the claims are rarely supported by published results, and there is no way for foreign experts to test them, NK News noted. Cont.

How would you like to be the scientist who fails Kimmy Boy?

Story from - AP/Daily Caller

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