Wednesday 22 June 2016

Disgraced Entertainer's Excessive Farting Offends Fellow Inmates


Story out of Stafford, England:

Jailed paedo Rolf Harris has become unpopular with his fellow inmates — because he can’t stop farting.

The disgraced entertainer is annoying lags with his chronic flatulence, which is a side-effect of long-standing medical issues.

His dodgy diet in Stafford prison of chocolate bars and cheap curries has not helped matters and has caused his bunk-mates to complain about the smell.

A friend of his family told The Sun: “Rolf’s flatulence has got really bad.

“His inmates are always complaining about him. If it’s starting to smell a bit like the drains have gone off you can always bet that it’s Rolf who’s behind it. He eats tons of curries and even follows it all up with a bar of chocolate or two. It can’t be that good for a man of his age. He gets terrible wind, and he isn’t shy of just letting one go whenever he thinks he can get away with it.”

In 2014 Rolf was sentenced to five years and nine months of jail for indecent assaults on four young girls between 1968 and 1986.

Rolf’s estranged daughter Bindi Nicholls, who has launched a campaign to prove her dad’s innocence, said: “Dad is just a regular guy. He goes to the loo, and he farts and burps likes the rest of us do." Cont.

Story from - The Sun
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