George Washington Listed As Only Speaker For Republican National Convention

They could also book zombie Reagan, zombie Jesus, and zombie Jessie Helms. A regular right wing zombie apocalypse.

George Washington, who died 217 years ago of acute laryngitis, will be the first speaker at this year’s Republican National Convention. And as of right now, dead former President George Washington is also the only speaker, according to the official RNC app.

Of course, there should be other speakers. Other speakers like Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, and Don King, for instance. But until Donald Trump actually releases the official speaker schedule—he’s missed his own deadline twice now—those remain in the theoretical. Cont.

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